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• (916): View more from California

  do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea

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• (631): View more from New York

  i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.

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  These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  my sombrero is too big for the bathroom

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...

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  Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!

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  21 People That Are Skilled At Illegal Activities

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced

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  Way to crack the case Nancy Drew

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.

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  It was totally the lead singer.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.

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