do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.