I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
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The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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