you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
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My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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