Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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