Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she pinky promised me she was 18
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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