Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.