areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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