do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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