What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
they need to just BURY HIM!
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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