Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
It's never too late to be topless.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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