What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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