Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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