There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I am available for nakedness
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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