Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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