I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
so much tequila, so little girl.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
