I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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