that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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