How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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