we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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