Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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