So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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