If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize