When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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