he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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