If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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