its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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