Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
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So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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