VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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