Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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