wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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