If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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