I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
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I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Dick very happy bro
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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