No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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