remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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