I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
This baby is an asshole
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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