You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 95 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:47pm

    heh... "flog his molly" 2:35 ftw

  • 95 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:34am

    He could have thrown your panties in your face. At least he put forth an effort

  • 82 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:40am

    thats what you get for not wanting to swallow

  • 85 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 6:04pm

    Two words: Fucking classy

  • 89 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:35pm

    You let him flog his molly in the vicinity of your face, and you were expecting a romantic gesture?

  • 85 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:44pm

    Oh she's totally taking it in the face again. In the meantime, dude is my hero. I've done the face jizz thing, but am always polite and grab the nearest towel after. Dampened, dirty skivvies. I'd have to be in a $20 Tijuana hotel, to top that.

  • 88 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 5:19am

    Next time you let him "jizz in his pants"

  • 77 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:33am

    jizz is now officially a verb.

  • 84 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 2:29am

    ^ Cause you're an ass.

  • 78 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:16pm

    I hope you didn't get any in your eyes. He sounds quite dirty, and not in a good way.

  • 78 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:23pm

    I bet you go back for seconds

  • 82 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:21am

    similar thing happened to me last week =/

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:38pm

    I don't mind getting it on my face, but don't hand me a pair of your underwear to clean it off.

  • 76 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 10:13am

    A guy came on my stomach over the weekend and not only got a towel (I think) but wiped it off for me. I told him he was sweet lol...

  • 69 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:24am

    he jizzed on your face too?

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 11:01am

    I have got a washcloth ,many in fact different colours

  • 68 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 8:46pm

    Next time make him lick it off. He's not a man if he can't take some of his own spunk.

  • 64 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:11pm

    my ex used to lick it all up. solves that problem... dont know why im not with her anymore

  • 31 27
    Submitted by cooocadile on Jan 28, 12 at 10:30pm

    Were they poopy

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:28am

    oh dear... i'm not sure if this is a good night or a bad night... *makes sexy shocked face*

  • 62 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:37pm

    You know what. this is the first time I've been to this site and the first text I've read. And I think some of the replies to it are funnier than the original text.