R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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