Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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