in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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