I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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