You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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