So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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