just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
