Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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