i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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