I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i came on her dog
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
And then he peed in my hair
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