I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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