I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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