she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
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Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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