im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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