Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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