I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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