i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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