Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
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I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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