Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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