He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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