the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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