Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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