Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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